January 2012
“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
– Lemony Snicket (via blua)
“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in...”
– Buddha (via misspowers)
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
LE FUHH LE FUHH LE FUHH
WHAT IS MY LIFE. I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW. I’M GONNA DIE. DIE DIE DIE. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. LE FUH
