If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.– Lemony Snicket (via blua)
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in...– Buddha (via misspowers)
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
LE FUHH LE FUHH LE FUHH
WHAT IS MY LIFE. I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW. I’M GONNA DIE. DIE DIE DIE. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. LE FUH